Last night was a blue moon. The second full moon in a calendar month, something that only happens every two to three years or so. Something rare inside something ordinary. I've been signed off work for two weeks now. And I want to tell you something about that, because I think we've been sold a lie about what rest actually looks like. The recipe I'd been saving for months I cooked for myself this week. Properly. A new recipe I'd been saving for months, the kind that takes tim

You apologised to a doorframe?! That's not a quirk. That's the whole pattern, in miniature.